and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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