are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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