you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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