it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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