kristin has been a bad kristin
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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