Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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