Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
