This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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