Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
My ass is underappreciated
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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