I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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