Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Randomize
