So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
