He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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