Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My feet surprised me
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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