Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
no you cant smoke seaweed
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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