Your mouth is God's brothel.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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