so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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