Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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