Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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