Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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