EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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