just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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