You're my little dorito
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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