IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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