just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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