return my video game
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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