Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Bring me that man meat
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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