You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
How does it feel to date your dad?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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