arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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