Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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