Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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