Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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