YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
There's always time for handjobs
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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