walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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