Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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