It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i just wanna soil my oats bro
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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