For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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