I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We have started to decorate penises.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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