He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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