So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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