No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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