Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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