Sponge bath it is.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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