I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
There's even glitter on my cock...
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