Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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