what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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