It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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