i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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