we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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