A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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