hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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