Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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