Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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